May 2013
130 posts
melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY  D      I         A             G                  O                       N                            A                                 L                                      L          ...
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epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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“bears. beets, battlestar galactica!”
– (via devekusu)
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LIFE HACK
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
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purplewhalesofdeath: My favourite genre of music is “Pop Punk songs from Tony Hawks Pro skater Games”
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katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
May 14th
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gaychristianprivilege: sext:  
May 14th
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
May 13th
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rodneykong: im almost 19 and still cant legally drink….this is american COMMUNISM
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canderemy: excuse you
May 13th
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14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited  if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
May 12th
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May 11th
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kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
May 11th
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bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
May 11th
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
May 10th
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WatchWatch
madamtoluene:  WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH Wait I finally got to watch this. It’s just a thousand times funnier in spanish ohgodwhy. 
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