May 2013
130 posts
melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
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epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
“bears. beets, battlestar galactica!”
– (via devekusu)
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
purplewhalesofdeath:
My favourite genre of music is “Pop Punk songs from Tony Hawks Pro skater Games”
katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
gaychristianprivilege:
sext:
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
rodneykong:
im almost 19 and still cant legally drink….this is american COMMUNISM
canderemy:
excuse you
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
kamukuraizuru:
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
Watchmadamtoluene:
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
Wait I finally got to watch this. It’s just a thousand times funnier in spanish ohgodwhy.
