melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L L ...
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
bears. beets, battlestar galactica!– (via devekusu)
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
purplewhalesofdeath: My favourite genre of music is “Pop Punk songs from Tony Hawks Pro skater Games”
katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
rodneykong: im almost 19 and still cant legally drink….this is american COMMUNISM
canderemy: excuse you
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
partybarackisinthehousetonight: some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
madamtoluene: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH Wait I finally got to watch this. It’s just a thousand times funnier in spanish ohgodwhy.